Sorry about the lack of updates, we’ve been busy mucking around in Paris.
Several things I can now say that I’ve done:
- Paid ~$7.00 for a single glass of coke. (epic)
- Confused and angered a gypsy by yelling, with a fear inducing frown, ‘Ba biddy boo biddy!’ after his colleague tried to scam us all but 1 min prior. (hilarious)
- Rode around and discovered Paris at 11pm with little more than an inkling of direction. (exciting)
- Passed wind at the very top of the Eiffel Tower. (relieving)
- Caught the last subway home at ~1am in a foreign country. (also relieving)
- Walked through 2km of pathway lined with the remains of some 6 million humans. (hexing)
- Witnessed the most impressive display of compensation courtesy of Napoleon’s ginormous tomb. (breathtaking)
There’s so much more but my eyes are…
